Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman (all of whom have young, but nubile, daughters) are sitting in the pub when the conversation comes round to the daughters...

Englishman
"The wife told me that my daughter's room was an untidy mess so I went up and had a look. I found a cigarette packet and was astounded, I did not realise that she smoked".

Scotsman
"Yesterday I was in my daughter's room for a similar reason and I found a half empty bottle of vodka. I was astounded, I did not realise that she drank".

Irishman
"Funny enough, I was in my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of condoms. I was astounded, I did not realise she had a penis".


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